Δύο και κάτι άνδρες / Two and a Half Men (2003)

ταινια Δύο και κάτι άνδρες / Two and a Half Men (2003) online greek subtitles

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Η δέκατη σεζόν του Two and a Half Men έκανε πρεμιέρα στις CBS Broadcasting Α.Ε. (CBS) στις 27 Σεπτέμβρη 2012. Η ζωή του ανέμελου εργένη Τσάρλι Χάρπερ αλλάζει ριζικά όταν ο πρόσφατα διαζευγμένος αδελφός του Άλαν μετακομίζει στο σπίτι του μαζί με τον γιο του, τον Τζέικ. Ο Άλαν αποφασίζει να κάνει μια τελευταία προσπάθεια να τα ξαναβρει με την πρώην γυναίκα του και αποφασίζουν να δειπνήσουν μαζί. Ο Άλαν αφήνει τον Τζέικ στη φροντίδα του Τσάρλι. Όταν επιστρέφει σπίτι βλέπει τον γιο του να παίζει πόκερ και εξοργίζεται. Σκέφτεται πως ο Τσάρλι είναι ανεύθυνος και ακατάλληλος για να φροντίζει ένα παιδί και αποφασίζει να μείνουν με τη μητέρα του, την εκκεντρική Έβελιν. Αλλάζει γνώμη όμως όταν ο Τζέικ του λέει πως συμπαθεί περισσότερο τον θείο του Τσάρλι...

• Episodes Guide
• 1 Season
• Episode 0 — Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot
• Episode 1 — Pilot | 22 Sep. 2003
• Episode 2 — Big Flappy Bastards | 29 Sep. 2003
• Episode 3 — Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell | 6 Oct. 2003
• Episode 4 — If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap | 13 Oct. 2003
• Episode 5 — The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump | 20 Oct. 2003
• Episode 6 — Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? | 27 Oct. 2003
• Episode 7 — If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake | 3 Nov. 2003
• Episode 8 — Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful | 10 Nov. 2003
• Episode 9 — Phase One, Complete | 17 Nov. 2003
• Episode 10 — Merry Thanksgiving | 24 Nov. 2003
• Episode 11 — Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor | 15 Dec. 2003
• Episode 12 — Camel Filters and Pheromones | 5 Jan. 2004
• Episode 13 — Sarah Like Puny Alan | 12 Jan. 2004
• Episode 14 — I Can't Afford Hyenas | 2 Feb. 2004
• Episode 15 — Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick | 9 Feb. 2004
• Episode 16 — That Was Saliva, Alan | 16 Feb. 2004
• Episode 17 — Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats | 23 Feb. 2004
• Episode 18 — An Old Flame with a New Wick | 1 Mar. 2004
• Episode 19 — I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You | 22 Mar. 2004
• Episode 20 — Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark | 19 Apr. 2004
• Episode 21 — No Sniffing, No Wowing | 3 May 2004
• Episode 22 — My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet | 10 May 2004
• Episode 23 — Just Like Buffalo | 17 May 2004
• Episode 24 — Can You Feel My Finger | 24 May 2004
• 2 Season
• Episode 1 — Back Off Mary Poppins | 20 Sep. 2004
• Episode 2 — Enjoy Those Garlic Balls | 27 Sep. 2004
• Episode 3 — A Bag Full of Jawea | 4 Oct. 2004
• Episode 4 — Go Get Mommy's Bra | 11 Oct. 2004
• Episode 5 — Bad News from the Clinic | 18 Oct. 2004
• Episode 6 — The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance | 25 Oct. 2004
• Episode 7 — A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana | 8 Nov. 2004
• Episode 8 — Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers | 15 Nov. 2004
• Episode 9 — Yes, Monsignor | 22 Nov. 2004
• Episode 10 — The Salmon Under My Sweater | 29 Nov. 2004
• Episode 11 — Last Chance to See Those Tattoos | 13 Dec. 2004
• Episode 12 — A Lung Full of Alan | 3 Jan. 2005
• Episode 13 — Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów | 17 Jan. 2005
• Episode 14 — Those Big Pink Things with Coconut | 31 Jan. 2005
• Episode 15 — Smell the Umbrella Stand | 7 Feb. 2005
• Episode 16 — Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? | 14 Feb. 2005
• Episode 17 — Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! | 21 Feb. 2005
• Episode 18 — It Was Mame, Mom | 7 Mar. 2005
• Episode 19 — A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise | 21 Mar. 2005
• Episode 20 — I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey | 18 Apr. 2005
• Episode 21 — A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On | 2 May 2005
• Episode 22 — That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother | 9 May 2005
• Episode 23 — Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab | 16 May 2005
• Episode 24 — Does This Smell Funny to You | 23 May 2005
• 3 Season
• Episode 1 — Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts | 19 Sep. 2005
• Episode 2 — Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover | 26 Sep. 2005
• Episode 3 — Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark | 3 Oct. 2005
• Episode 4 — Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs | 10 Oct. 2005
• Episode 5 — We Called It Mr. Pinky | 17 Oct. 2005
• Episode 6 — Hi, Mr. Horned One | 24 Oct. 2005
• Episode 7 — Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop | 7 Nov. 2005
• Episode 8 — That Voodoo That I Do Do | 14 Nov. 2005
• Episode 9 — Madame and Her Special Friend | 21 Nov. 2005
• Episode 10 — Something Salted and Twisted | 28 Nov. 2005
• Episode 11 — Santa's Village of the Damned | 19 Dec. 2005
• Episode 12 — That Special Tug | 9 Jan. 2006
• Episode 13 — Humiliation Is a Visual Medium | 23 Jan. 2006
• Episode 14 — Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded | 6 Feb. 2006
• Episode 15 — My Tongue Is Meat | 27 Feb. 2006
• Episode 16 — Ergo, the Booty Call | 6 Mar. 2006
• Episode 17 — The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer | 13 Mar. 2006
• Episode 18 — The Spit-Covered Cobbler | 20 Mar. 2006
• Episode 19 — Golly Moses, She's a Muffin | 10 Apr. 2006
• Episode 20 — Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro | 24 Apr. 2006
• Episode 21 — And the Plot Moistens | 1 May 2006
• Episode 22 — Just Once with Aunt Sophie | 8 May 2006
• Episode 23 — Arguments for the Quickie | 15 May 2006
• Episode 24 — That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite | 22 May 2006
• 4 Season
• Episode 1 — Working for Caligula | 18 Sep. 2006
• Episode 2 — Who's Vod Kanockers | 25 Sep. 2006
• Episode 3 — The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress | 2 Oct. 2006
• Episode 4 — A Pot Smoking Monkey | 9 Oct. 2006
• Episode 5 — A Live Woman of Proven Fertility | 16 Oct. 2006
• Episode 6 — Apologies for the Frivolity | 23 Oct. 2006
• Episode 7 — Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head | 30 Oct. 2006
• Episode 8 — Release the Dogs | 13 Nov. 2006
• Episode 9 — Corey's Been Dead for an Hour | 20 Nov. 2006
• Episode 10 — Kissing Abraham Lincoln | 27 Nov. 2006
• Episode 11 — Walnuts and Demerol | 11 Dec. 2006
• Episode 12 — Castrating Sheep in Montana | 8 Jan. 2007
• Episode 13 — Don't Worry, Speed Racer | 22 Jan. 2007
• Episode 14 — That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami | 5 Feb. 2007
• Episode 15 — My Damn Stalker | 12 Feb. 2007
• Episode 16 — Young People Have Phlegm Too | 19 Feb. 2007
• Episode 17 — I Merely Slept with a Commie | 26 Feb. 2007
• Episode 18 — It Never Rains in Hooterville | 19 Mar. 2007
• Episode 19 — Smooth as a Ken Doll | 9 Apr. 2007
• Episode 20 — Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot | 16 Apr. 2007
• Episode 21 — Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous | 23 Apr. 2007
• Episode 22 — Mr. McGlue's Feedbag | 30 Apr. 2007
• Episode 23 — Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin | 7 May 2007
• Episode 24 — Prostitutes and Gelato | 14 May 2007
• 5 Season
• Episode 1 — Large Birds, Spiders and Mom | 24 Sep. 2007
• Episode 2 — Media Room Slash Dungeon | 1 Oct. 2007
• Episode 3 — Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo | 8 Oct. 2007
• Episode 4 — City of Great Racks | 15 Oct. 2007
• Episode 5 — Putting Swim Fins on a Cat | 22 Oct. 2007
• Episode 6 — Help Daddy Find His Toenail | 29 Oct. 2007
• Episode 7 — Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room | 5 Nov. 2007
• Episode 8 — Is There a Mrs. Waffles? | 12 Nov. 2007
• Episode 9 — Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids | 19 Nov. 2007
• Episode 10 — Kinda Like Necrophilia | 26 Nov. 2007
• Episode 11 — Meander to Your Dander | 17 Mar. 2008
• Episode 12 — A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh | 24 Mar. 2008
• Episode 13 — The Soil is Moist | 31 Mar. 2008
• Episode 14 — Winky-Dink Time | 14 Apr. 2008
• Episode 15 — Rough Night in Hump Junction | 21 Apr. 2008
• Episode 16 — Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty | 28 Apr. 2008
• Episode 17 — Fish in a Drawer | 5 May 2008
• Episode 18 — If My Hole Could Talk | 12 May 2008
• Episode 19 — Waiting for the Right Snapper | 19 May 2008
• 6 Season
• Episode 1 — Taterhead Is Our Love Child | 22 Sep. 2008
• Episode 2 — Pie Hole, Herb | 29 Sep. 2008
• Episode 3 — Damn You, Eggs Benedict | 6 Oct. 2008
• Episode 4 — The Flavin' and the Mavin' | 13 Oct. 2008
• Episode 5 — A Jock Strap in Hell | 20 Oct. 2008
• Episode 6 — It's Always Nazi Week | 3 Nov. 2008
• Episode 7 — Best H.O. Money Can Buy | 10 Nov. 2008
• Episode 8 — Pinocchio's Mouth | 17 Nov. 2008
• Episode 9 — The Mooch at the Boo | 24 Nov. 2008
• Episode 10 — He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited | 8 Dec. 2008
• Episode 11 — The Devil's Lube | 15 Dec. 2008
• Episode 12 — Thank God for Scoliosis | 12 Jan. 2009
• Episode 13 — I Think You Offended Don | 19 Jan. 2009
• Episode 14 — David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie | 2 Feb. 2009
• Episode 15 — I'd Like to Start with the Cat | 9 Feb. 2009
• Episode 16 — She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime | 2 Mar. 2009
• Episode 17 — The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? | 9 Mar. 2009
• Episode 18 — My Son's Enormous Head | 16 Mar. 2009
• Episode 19 — The Two Finger Rule | 30 Mar. 2009
• Episode 20 — Hello, I am Alan Cousteau | 13 Apr. 2009
• Episode 21 — Above Exalted Cyclops | 27 Apr. 2009
• Episode 22 — Sir Lancelot's Litter Box | 4 May 2009
• Episode 23 — Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth | 11 May 2009
• Episode 24 — Baseball Was Better with Steroids | 18 May 2009
• 7 Season
• Episode 1 — 818-jklpuzo | 21 Sep. 2009
• Episode 2 — Whipped Unto the Third Generation | 28 Sep. 2009
• Episode 3 — Mmm, Fish. Yum. | 5 Oct. 2009
• Episode 4 — Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator | 12 Oct. 2009
• Episode 5 — For the Sake of the Child | 19 Oct. 2009
• Episode 6 — Give Me Your Thumb | 2 Nov. 2009
• Episode 7 — Untainted by Filth | 9 Nov. 2009
• Episode 8 — Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. | 16 Nov. 2009
• Episode 9 — Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair | 23 Nov. 2009
• Episode 10 — That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room' | 7 Dec. 2009
• Episode 11 — Warning, It's Dirty | 14 Dec. 2009
• Episode 12 — Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste | 11 Jan. 2010
• Episode 13 — Yay, No Polyps | 18 Jan. 2010
• Episode 14 — Crude and Uncalled For | 1 Feb. 2010
• Episode 15 — Aye, Aye, Captain Douche | 8 Feb. 2010
• Episode 16 — Tinkle Like a Princess | 1 Mar. 2010
• Episode 17 — I Found Your Moustache | 8 Mar. 2010
• Episode 18 — Ixnay on the Oggie Day | 22 Mar. 2010
• Episode 19 — Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave | 12 Apr. 2010
• Episode 20 — I Called Him Magoo | 10 May 2010
• Episode 21 — Gumby with a Pokey | 17 May 2010
• Episode 22 — This Is Not Gonna End Well | 24 May 2010
• 8 Season
• Episode 1 — Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud | 20 Sep. 2010
• Episode 2 — A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer | 27 Sep. 2010
• Episode 3 — A Pudding-Filled Cactus | 4 Oct. 2010
• Episode 4 — Hookers, Hookers, Hookers | 11 Oct. 2010
• Episode 5 — The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel | 18 Oct. 2010
• Episode 6 — Twanging Your Magic Clanger | 25 Oct. 2010
• Episode 7 — The Crazy Bitch Gazette | 1 Nov. 2010
• Episode 8 — Springtime on a Stick | 8 Nov. 2010
• Episode 9 — A Good Time in Central Africa | 15 Nov. 2010
• Episode 10 — Ow, Ow, Don't Stop | 22 Nov. 2010
• Episode 11 — Dead from the Waist Down | 6 Dec. 2010
• Episode 12 — Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead | 13 Dec. 2010
• Episode 13 — Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup | 3 Jan. 2011
• Episode 14 — Lookin' for Japanese Subs | 17 Jan. 2011
• Episode 15 — Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak | 7 Feb. 2011
• Episode 16 — That Darn Priest | 14 Feb. 2011
• 9 Season
• Episode 1 — Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt | 19 Sep. 2011
• Episode 2 — People Who Love Peepholes | 26 Sep. 2011
• Episode 3 — Big Girls Don't Throw Food | 3 Oct. 2011
• Episode 4 — Nine Magic Fingers | 10 Oct. 2011
• Episode 5 — A Giant Cat Holding a Churro | 17 Oct. 2011
• Episode 6 — The Squat and the Hover | 24 Oct. 2011
• Episode 7 — Those Fancy Japanese Toilets | 31 Oct. 2011
• Episode 8 — Thank You for the Intercourse | 7 Nov. 2011
• Episode 9 — Frodo's Headshots | 14 Nov. 2011
• Episode 10 — A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes | 21 Nov. 2011
• Episode 11 — What a Lovely Landing Strip | 5 Dec. 2011
• Episode 12 — One False Move, Zimbabwe! | 12 Dec. 2011
• Episode 13 — Slowly and in a Circular Fashion | 2 Jan. 2012
• Episode 14 — A Possum on Chemo | 16 Jan. 2012
• Episode 15 — The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack | 6 Feb. 2012
• Episode 16 — Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy | 13 Feb. 2012
• Episode 17 — Not in My Mouth! | 20 Feb. 2012
• Episode 18 — The War Against Gingivitis | 27 Feb. 2012
• Episode 19 — Palmdale, Ech | 19 Mar. 2012
• Episode 20 — Grandma's Pie | 9 Apr. 2012
• Episode 21 — Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' | 16 Apr. 2012
• Episode 22 — Why We Gave Up Women | 30 Apr. 2012
• Episode 23 — The Straw in My Donut Hole | 7 May 2012
• Episode 24 — Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! | 14 May 2012
• 10 Season
• Episode 1 — I Changed My Mind About the Milk | 27 Sep. 2012
• Episode 2 — A Big Bag of Dog | 4 Oct. 2012
• Episode 3 — Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt | 11 Oct. 2012
• Episode 4 — You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For | 18 Oct. 2012
• Episode 5 — That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam | 25 Oct. 2012
• Episode 6 — Ferrets, Attack! | 1 Nov. 2012
• Episode 7 — Avoid the Chinese Mustard | 8 Nov. 2012
• Episode 8 — Something My Gynecologist Said | 15 Nov. 2012
• Episode 9 — I Scream When I Pee | 29 Nov. 2012
• Episode 10 — One Nut Johnson | 6 Dec. 2012
• Episode 11 — Give Santa a Tail-Hole | 13 Dec. 2012
• Episode 12 — Welcome to Alancrest | 3 Jan. 2013
• Episode 13 — Grab a Feather and Get in Line | 10 Jan. 2013
• Episode 14 — Run, Steven Staven! Run! | 31 Jan. 2013
• Episode 15 — Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It | 7 Feb. 2013
• Episode 16 — Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby | 14 Feb. 2013
• Episode 17 — Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries | 21 Feb. 2013
• Episode 18 — The 9:04 from Pemberton | 7 Mar. 2013
• Episode 19 — Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon | 14 Mar. 2013
• Episode 20 — Bazinga! That's From a TV Show | 4 Apr. 2013
• Episode 21 — Another Night with Neil Diamond | 25 Apr. 2013
• Episode 22 — My Bodacious Vidalia | 2 May 2013
• Episode 23 — Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped | 9 May 2013
• 11 Season
• Episode 1 — Nangnangnangnang | 26 Sep. 2013
• Episode 2 — I Think I Banged Lucille Ball | 3 Oct. 2013
• Episode 3 — This Unblessed Biscuit | 10 Oct. 2013
• Episode 4 — Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank | 17 Oct. 2013
• Episode 5 — Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 | 24 Oct. 2013
• Episode 6 — Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants | 7 Nov. 2013
• Episode 7 — Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie | 14 Nov. 2013
• Episode 8 — Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. | 21 Nov. 2013
• Episode 9 — Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer | 5 Dec. 2013
• Episode 10 — On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! | 12 Dec. 2013
• Episode 11 — Tazed in the Lady Nuts | 2 Jan. 2014
• Episode 12 — Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. | 9 Jan. 2014
• Episode 13 — Bite Me, Supreme Court | 30 Jan. 2014
• Episode 14 — Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe | 6 Feb. 2014
• Episode 15 — Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin | 27 Feb. 2014
• Episode 16 — How to Get Rid of Alan Harper | 6 Mar. 2014
• Episode 17 — Welcome Home, Jake | 13 Mar. 2014
• Episode 18 — West Side Story | 3 Apr. 2014
• Episode 19 — Lan mao shi zai wuding shang | 10 Apr. 2014
• Episode 20 — Lotta Delis in Little Armenia | 24 Apr. 2014
• Episode 21 — Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot | 1 May 2014
• Episode 22 — Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead | 8 May 2014
• 12 Season
• Episode 1 — The Ol' Mexican Spinach | 30 Oct. 2014
• Episode 2 — A Chic Bar in Ibiza | 6 Nov. 2014
• Episode 3 — Glamping in a Yurt | 13 Nov. 2014
• Episode 4 — Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight | 20 Nov. 2014
• Episode 5 — Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. | 27 Nov. 2014
• Episode 6 — Alan Shot a Little Girl | 4 Dec. 2014
• Episode 7 — Sex with an Animated Ed Asner | 11 Dec. 2014
• Episode 8 — Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey | 18 Dec. 2014
• Episode 9 — Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey | 8 Jan. 2015
• Episode 10 — Here I Come, Pants! | 15 Jan. 2015
• Episode 11 — For Whom the Booty Calls | 22 Jan. 2015
• Episode 12 — A Beer-Battered Rip-Off | 29 Jan. 2015
• Episode 13 — Boompa Loved His Hookers | 5 Feb. 2015
• Episode 14 — Don't Give a Monkey a Gun | 12 Feb. 2015
• Episode 15 — Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2 | 19 Feb. 2015
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